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“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”


I… love… THIS MAN.


"I made you some sugar free cookies with my own hands, Danno!"

"What did you just say?"

"I made you some cookies, Danno."

"No, you said sugar free cookies. You realize that’s an oxymoron, Steven?”

"Always witht the big words, Danno. Come on, have a cookie".

"I won’t eat those things"

"Please… just try one!"



"You’re lying. There is totally sugar in these things. They’re.. delicious"

"I swear there isn’t any sugar. I’m just a perfect cook. And a perfect boyfriend".

"Just give me another cookie and shut up, you goof".

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